March 2012
My Mind: You're disgusting
Me: I know
My Mind: You're hideous
Me: I know
My Mind: You're fat
Me: I know
My Mind: You're a failure
Me: I know
My Mind: You're stupid
Me: I know
My Mind: Everyone hates you
Me: I know
My Mind: I hate you
Me: I know
Get over him. He's not even worth it. He is not...
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
February 2012
glamydia:
oh my god
lol fuck everything.
graceflworms:
ya’ll im dyin
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
most-awkward-moments:
When you smell weed
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
alienixena:
who you finna try